wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
My go to move
why are guys afraid to do this like just fucking grab it damn
^^ This will turn your girl on
I’m pretty pleased with the 12th doctor
ah yes, the 90s. i have fond memories of that decade. crying, pooping my pants every day, wearing diapers, being bald, being a baby. that was the high life.
True happiness exists and it is a piglet eating ice cream at a mini picnic table under a mini umbrella.
Awe, this is so cute^.^
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